chellasaurusduh

Choose an artist, then answer the following questions with a song title from that artist. Try to use the titles only once.

1. Pick Your Artist: something corporate
2. Are you male or female: punk rock princess
3. Describe yourself: ruthless
4. How do you feel about yourself: 21 and invinsable
5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: konstantine
6. Describe where you currently live: mulligan goes to war
7. If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: globes and maps
8. Your favorite form of transportation: airports
9. Your best friend(s) is(are): babies of the 80's
10. Your favorite color is: she paints me blue
11. Favorite time of day: as you sleep
12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: miss america
13. What is life to you: good news
14. What is the best advice you have to give: only ashes
15. Thought for the Day: forget december
16. How I would like to die: unravel
17. My soul's present condition: heroin

I'm sorry that i'm never good enough for you.




I try, harder than you'll ever know.

I had the best sex of my entire life last night. YEAH YOU SHOULD BE JEALOUS!

BLACK COCK:
Because he's my boyfriend. And we have a series of provocative pictures involving my black clock boyfriend and the things he does to me via stick figure.


FALLOUTBOY/HELLOGOODBYE:
Because we listen to them full volume every other time we are in your car smoking ciggs and screaming hella loud.


TRIPS EVERYWHERE IN YOUR OLD JETTA:
Ugh... best times of my life =( RIP Jetta.


"WHY ARE WE SO AWESOME??"
Because we ask eachother that every 5 mintues... and really? WHY are we so awesome?! We just rock. The black cock.



LATE NIGHT SMOKE CALLS:
Because we couldn't smoke together in portland when I moved to California so we would call eachother every night before bed and say goodnight and have a smoke on the phone. BFFS


SHOWIN THEM DANK ASS TITTES:
Because you have my dank ass titties as the background on your phone bahahah CREEPER


HANDS IN THE GUYS PANTS AND CIGGS:
Beecause that was one of my favorite nights ever. Before Paul turned into a douche bag. And we would drink beers and sit on your back pourch smoking with the boys and keeping our hands down their pants trying to keep our hands warm.. NBD haha


3OCLOCK DRINKS AND SIX FEET UNDER:
Because we are alocholics that have the madradhotts for Nate Fischer. GOD best tv show on the face of the planet.

FRED MEYER:
Because I worked there for almost 2 years and everytime spencer broke up wiht me you would come visit me durring my shifts and follow me around while i worked trying to keep me from crying. Thanks for being the most best friend =)

STARBUCKS:
Because I met my husband there. And it's my life. And you hate it. But love me.



I love you Christy =)

Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.


AVERY-


CHURCH
Because we met at church and you came to a church party at my house and my mom told me I had to be friends with you but you walked around my house like a creeper and I gave up and went and made out with Matt Schwab in my sisters room. And then at Church camp you said "ill show you mine if you show me yours" and it was love.

BABIES
Because I just went through 13 hours of labor and shoved an 8lb infant out of my vagina causing it to rip and require stitches. In turn I now have the most perfect BABY on the face of the planet.

COFFEE
Because I worked at starbucks for two years and now all he text me about is how to order certian drinks and how tall you have to be to make drinks and if i think the boys are gay. Also i met my husband there! =)

HAMSTERS
Either because he likes to stick them up his butt and feel them tickle or because we bought hamsters together once and he let his commit suicide on the wheel =(

anddddd....

TACO BELL
Because i'm pretty sure the only meal we have ever had together is Taco Bell. And we had it EVERYYYYYYYYYYYY DAY. Specially after church.

Bring on the babies and the Husbands not being in Iraq!!

My new years resolution is to see my husband more this year than I did last year. HAY THANKS FOR THAT MARINE CORPS! -_-

Hope you all had a good New Years!
I spent mine with my Christy.
Watching Season 1&2 of Always Sunny In Philadelphia!
We win.

There really is no life to be lead after you finish the fourth book.


I don't even know what to do with myself right now.


You can call me crazy, but I know for a fact that there are other people out there that feel the same way. So don't even judge me.

I miss Edward =(

Ooh
Standing by a broken tree
Her hands are all twisted,
She's pointing at me,
I was damned by the light comin'
Over all as she
Spoke with a voice that,
disrupted the sky.
She said,
"Hold on lover, yeah,
don't be ashamed.
I will wrap you in my arms
and always stay
let me sign,
let me sign."

I have this obsession.
It's all I think about.
Dream about.
Talk about.

Something is wrong with me..

"and that was the first night i dreamt of edward cullen"

"What if i'm not the superhero. What if IM the bad guy"

"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

"I told you I’m not going anywhere. Don’t be afraid. As long as it makes you happy, I’ll be here."

"you are my life now, bella"

"i want you, always"

soooo. i wrote him an email. and pretty much said everything that i had said in my last entry. he read it yesterday, but never responded. and never called me. and it kind of put me in an even worse mood about things.

but this morning he called and we talked for 21 minutes and 15 seconds. he never said anything about the email. or apologized. but his attitude was COMPLETELY diff and he kept asking me a million questions about everything and being excited for me and telling me he loves me and he cant wait to see me. and he asked about the baby and my sister. and he told me everything was going to be okay and that he misses me so much.

and now i feel 10x better =)



not to mention last night was completely amazing.
Steph kythe swihart and i went over to Hoods house
and we played Call of Duty 4 all night and BBQ'd
and the boys got REALLY trashed on jagger
and hood antiqued the shit out of swihart.
i havent laughed so hard in a LONG time.
it was a good night =)


I love my friends.
and I love my husband.
The End!

and i wish that i could tell you that.
and i wish things hadn't happened the way they did.
and i wish she hadn't gotten in the way.
and the new season of grey's anatomy is on.
and it's not the same without you.
you were my person.
i want my person back =(

Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you...


1) Your name?
Jacquelyn Michelle

a fine piece of hooooo
that chick is a jacquelyn
jacquelyn ho bootay hoe love


2) How old are you?
21

Someone who takes 21 dollars as a payment for sexual favors
Courtney is such a 21.

3) One of your friends?
Kelsi

To leave ones used cum in a girls orifices.
"Dude, why are you kelsi - HAHAHAHA


4) What is your relationship status?
Married

A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
Why the fuck did I ever get married to that frigid gold-digger cunt?

5) What is your significant others name?
Corey


awesomest name in the world
Person 1: Man corey is wicked awesome
Person 2: oh hell yea dont forget it


6) Favorite Food?
Carbs


the act of sticking both of your penises into the ass cavern of a hot bitch
Joe Youngcarbohydrated all over Cynthia's bootie hole


7) Hometown?
Portland


The nicest city In the United States. Lots to do for active Liberal minded outdoor folk. Laid back atomosphere. Much better than Vancouver BC or Seattle. Those two cities are rude and filled with thugs and drugs and annoying folk. Especially Vancouver, My HOME. I would like to relocate in Portland some day in the future.

8)One word that describes yourself:
Pregnant


something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed


9) Last person you talked to on the IM?
Avery

A woman who will be bisexual for her man and bring other women into bed with them. Comes from the Kelly Preston character in Jerry Maguire.
That woman I've been seeing is even freakier than I thought. She's a total Avery.

10) Who is your number 2 on your top?
My mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?


11) Favorite color?
Blue


The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.

12) Color of your shirt?
White

Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
This paper is white!

13) Favorite activity?
Spooning


when two people lay back to front, not necessarily sexually
esp. when done in ones sleep at night.
Did you hear? Apparantly Robert spooned John in thier sleep while they were on the ski trip!
*snicker snicker*


14) Last thing you ate?
Cocoa puffs


A black chick's tits.
"Gawddam, that Naomi Campbell has some nice cocoa puffs!"

Tell me i'm wrong when I say
I can't expect you to stay forever with me
I live for the single moment

So I know I dont actually have any friends on here because i never use it.

and no one reads it anyways.


but i just needed a less private place to say


im really scared.
and even though i dont beleive in it.
someone should pray for me or something =/

bahahahha. this is laughable.



anyway.
errands tonight.
Work in the morning.
Kelly at night.




ps. =) =) =) =) about the last part.





I love my friends. and the new fallout boy. they are life.

FRIENDS ONLY